Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?

He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-

Oh Wait

YOU FOOL-

Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!