What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference?

What’s the difference? ещё..



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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor

The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.

A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.

One makes you cry when you cut it up

What’s the difference? ещё..

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