A proud new dad sits down with his own father.

His father says, “Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it’s time I gave you this.” And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.

The young man says, “Dad, I’m honored, ” as tears well up in his eyes.

His father says, “Hi, Honoured, I’m Dad.”

What’s the worst part of Breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.

I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend

What’s the difference between Nemo and my dad? Nemo was eventually found.

What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.