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What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
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Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.