Daughter:dad why did mom do best? dad:nothing except pretend to love us and leave
Daughter:so she only loves my sister? dad:yep
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A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”

The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”

Guess who dies next.

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