What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.

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