A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
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Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class: raises hand Teacher: … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

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Friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

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