Why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
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What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

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Why did the ocean break up with the pond?

Because the pond was to shallow

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