My mom said that being straight is good but if your straight how do you walk so i decided to be gay
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My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, ‘I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe!’

I just told him straight: ‘Bro… you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.’

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Me be straight and bored

Goes to my local bar which has a goly hole

Out up spending the rest of the night there

About to leave when mf I realize I’ve been sucking a guys cock this whole time

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Why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls

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