I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.