You when you face the boss the first time::) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase::( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: ( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Me be straight and bored

Goes to my local bar which has a goly hole

Out up spending the rest of the night there

About to leave when mf I realize I’ve been sucking a guys cock this whole time

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Why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls

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One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke “You know, sometimes it’s reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you’ll always end like the others at calming and straight” Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him

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