My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a seven year old.

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.