A conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor’s stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn’t die and he replied, “I’m a bad conductor”
How do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.
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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?

A: Knead for Speed.

Q: Why is Santa good at karate?

A: He has a black belt.

Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?

A: Beast Buy.

Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?

A: Let’s

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What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle.

A meter stick

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I used to have a phobia of pogo-sticks. Those things always made me jump.

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