Some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day.

Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence

I was in a toxic relationship. After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy. Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so f@cking happy.