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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t sell drugs.
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Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.