What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference?

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There is thin line between death and life!! You won’t live to see it …

The Cardiogram will!!

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My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told.

What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if your from Alabama

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What’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm?

You don’t slice a grape

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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