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Why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
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What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
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This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
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A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”