My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
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I hate family reunions

I see too many of my ex’s there

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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