I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.

Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”

Hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train!