What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…?

The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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