Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.

So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing

What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head!

Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet

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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)

Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and? A: David!

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Q: If you were in a ra

Why is it always cold in the hospital?

To keep the vegetables fresh.

Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house?

Because he had a new window open…