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I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
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What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife.
So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
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What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
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My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
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