Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone…
He got hit by a train
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What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach

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