Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach

Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone…

He got hit by a train

Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

If you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.