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%%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”

What do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee

Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

:because their train at the best school

Are you a train? because I want you to run over me: )

What do you call a train that stalls?

The little engine that couldn’t!