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My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
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So a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
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Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because They don’t need permission from their Parents
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