Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

Im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”

Whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights

They are both going to be hanging from a tree