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What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
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So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
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What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and? A: David!
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Q: If you were in a ra
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Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house?
Because he had a new window open…
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