Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
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What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide!??????

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be called bagels!???

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