How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
Put on fresh plaster and wall paper
Paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.

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How do you paint a wall red?

You shoot a baby with a.50 cal

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My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

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I will never forget my little brothers last word rip.

His last words: paint dosent taste good

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