So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work

My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5…

?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”