My therapist says with time all wounds can heal so I stabbed him now we wait

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. …just kidding-

None. They can’t change anything.

Sy’kyira: I can’t wait for the therapist to come.

Daina: Same, 30 minutes have passed … I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy’kyira: SAME!!! What does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina: I know, right?

Roses are red violets are blue YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU…

“You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. ”

“Wait! I can explain everything.”