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How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
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What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
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What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.