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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
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My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
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What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
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What does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad