How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.

I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head people just thought I paid really close attention in history.

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”

So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”