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When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.” |
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Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
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Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!