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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
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The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet, The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said: it’s running down my legs