A women just went through laber,she ask the doctor"was it a healthy delivery"the doctor replies"it wasn’t delivery,it’s digiorno"

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese. As if she doesn’t have enough on her plate.

By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it.

Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.