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I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
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My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
If u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…
Elephants never forget.
2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn…
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda,