When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”

A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.