A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”

What’s a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.