My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.
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The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work…

He’s a suicide bomber.

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Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

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Wife:Honey im pregnant

Husband:Hi Pregnant im dad

Wife:No you’re not

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