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(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
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Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
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Why didn’t Sally get home from work.
She got hit by a bus
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How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
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Why did the kid drop his icecream?
He got hit by a bus.