I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

My sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.