“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
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A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
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Why did i walk across the road?
To get hit by a car
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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
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