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Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost??
Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are.
There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.
News began to circulate
An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad.?You just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you?? The Cuban simply says,?See, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap.? The other passengers are reassured and respond with,?Oh, OK.?
The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again.?You just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you?? The Russian simply states,?See, in Russia, vodka is very cheap.? Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with,?Ah, yes! Of course.?
The American scratches his head and goes,?I think I see the pattern here. ? So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window!?