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Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
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Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
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Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him. Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms. Dad: exactly son.