Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
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There’s a man crawling through the desert. He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn’t get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents

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It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

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