My boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? — Because he needed some space.

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys???

When your girlfriend has an abortion, it’s kinda like dodging your own bullets.