A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.

He couldn’t shoot straight

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”

Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.

Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?

He mist.